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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
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Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 21, 2020
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Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
by James Gresham January 5, 2024
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Oriental cream pie

I was banging this young Oriental girl. Really enjoying her young virgin pussy. Shot my cum inside her pussy as I withdraw. I say my cum dripping out. Making a Oriental Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
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Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!
by addirall_ September 2, 2022
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