me crayons

Crayons that your mom bought you.

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!

by iluvthenet March 17, 2017

pussy crayons

Tampons

Do we have more shampoo,,yeah it's next to the box of pussy crayons .can you get some pussy crayons for me at Walgreens

by turtle the foul January 25, 2025

Crayon

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.

"No way, man. Pass. Lookit her. She's a crayon."

by hotdogdaddy December 15, 2016

Crayon

A man who is extremely sexy and is the son of a generational

"Luke i think you are such a crayon"
"Thanks Ellis, you're a crayon too"

by TidyT February 22, 2020

Crayon

Gay people

“Look at the crayons”

by Oopssike October 19, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021