Craig-Bowl

1 (n) absurd size for a cereal bowl.(such as Tupperware)
-From the film Friday

Damn, that guy has a Craig-Bowl for his frosted flakes.

by IVBrothers July 3, 2009

Craig Tucker

Some autistic 5th grader from that one show southpark

Damn bro craig tucker is gay and autistic as fuck

by Buzzeatsboobs September 1, 2023

Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.

Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.

by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

Pull a Craig

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

by MadTrad February 23, 2022

Craig Brooksed

The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...

by Toothless Stu December 19, 2011

Craig Jones

Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA

Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)

You see that samplist/keyboardist for slipknot that's Craig Jones

by King Kunta 6 May 25, 2016

Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all. Craig The Great is the god od The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

by RealRupert August 24, 2021