coxwhore

A female coxswain who coxes males solely for the purpose of looking at, making out with, and/or sleeping with her rowers. Typically hooks up with captains and inappropriate rowers, ie: boyfriends of their friends or teammates, their bow seat, etc.

Heather is such a coxwhore!

by TKLS December 9, 2008

coxedo

Dressing your junk in formal attire. Top hat optional.

The best way to add a touch of class to your love making is to break out the coxedo. Avoid the embarassment of feeling underdressed and treat your lady to a classy night.

by canadiangoof May 25, 2010

Coxic

Adjective used to describe usually very negative person, that bitch about everything, spread unnecessary hate or just talk shit about others. You can meet these people in any online game comunity and they are the main coin of online gaming. They tend to be so toxic they make an individuals cock sick.

Chad is so coxic, he made my cock sick.

by Coxic Sess November 23, 2019

Coxpert

Someone who is an expert on the subject of penises (Cock Expert = Coxpert).

Greg: the average penis size is...
Barnaby: Shut up Greg you coxpert!

by Mountainous Greatape July 24, 2009

coxswain ass

The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".

After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.

Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!

During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.

by grind s. September 8, 2010

coxpool

in the competitive rowing community, a coxpool occurs when splashing, unsteadiness, or a rogue wave causes a tremendous amount of water to fill a crew's coxswain seat.

Rower: Yeah, the boat felt kind of unset today. I got a little bit splashed.
Coxswain: You think you had it bad? I was sitting in a friggin' coxpool!

by honestlymike May 1, 2013

Mike Coxlong

Better variation of mike oxlong

People named Mike Coxlong have a 99 percent of stealing your girl

Oh shit bro look, it's Mike Coxlong I heard he was chilling with gabe itch yesterday.

by drip collector April 3, 2020