Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.

We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.

by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017

cousin it stew

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

peep cousin

Someone who has engaged and/or engages in coitus with someone with whom you have also had sexual intercourse with.
Originally from the television series Scrubs.

Josh and I both had sex with Sarah so we're peep cousins!

by letithappen88 May 11, 2017

Cousin zone

Similar to friend zone, one may find themselves in this dire predicament when a flirtatious attempt with another is ended abruptly due to them exclaiming something along the lines of 'but we're cousins!' or 'you're my cousin!'.

(After yearly family gathering)
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did

by swaggy_mcdabbins April 9, 2019

cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

by M2k May 3, 2014