Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
by Haxces February 25, 2017
by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021
Stfu you chocolate chimp
by HyFyR_ May 16, 2024
by MilkEKream October 31, 2024
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023