Choate

A boarding school for kids who are ghetto but think they're preppy. Those who go to Choate are not lucky enough to have been accepted to more elite boarding schools i.e. Deerfield Academy, Hotchkiss, Andover, and Taft. Choaties think they're really cool but they're all just sellouts whose trust funds are running on empty.

That's horrible! You're stuck at Choate? It's full of ghetto posers! Too bad you didn't get into a real prep school.

by Polkadot von Prepster May 13, 2005

Choate

The by-all-means unworthy rival of Deerfield Academy, and the home to approximately 850 oblivious, self-entitled yuppies-to-be, give or take a few special cases. When they aren't screaming their only “cheer” (undistinguishable howling) at games, they resort to screaming "safety school" at the opposing Deerfield fans. The only irony is that their acceptance rate is a full 8 points below Deerfield's, making Choate a last-resort to many Deerfield applicants. The worst part is, the same students who shower their vicinity with saliva when they shout "safety school" bite their lip and wish they went to Deerfield come college application time, as Deerfield puts up easily better matriculation numbers. So if it isn't the academics that's better at Choate, it is most likely the general decorum, right? Wrong. While Choate has no dress code, allowing them to dress like their cavemen selves as they slouch to classes, Deerfield has an upstanding coat and tie look that denotes respect and class. Finally, Choaties tend to tout their campus and its location as a Garden of Eden, bragging of its relevant place on the map (Wallingford, CT) The only real advantage this gives is that when they get suspended/expelled for their 119-year-old failure to understand basic discipline, it's not a far drive back to their hometown of New York City, where their parents will wonder why they never tutored them for the SSAT, so they could've had a shot at Deerfield Academy.

Therapist: Most of my clients suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, it's really quite troubling.
You: Why is that?
Therapist: Oh, most of them lived not far from Wallingford, CT - home of Choate.

by The Unadultered Truth December 17, 2009

Choate

Those who don't get into Deerfield Academy, Exeter, Andover, or Taft, go to Choate. Those who go their are ghetto and are posers. It isn't a real prep school.

You weren't accepted at any good prep schools? Well I guess you can always go to Choate.

by Polkadot von Prepster May 13, 2005

chater

twat
big adams apple
smokes loads
drinks loads
ugly cunt
cock
butt fucker
not very popular

jack - "chater.."
chater - "BAH what? im having a fag"
jack - "youre a fucking donkey chiddler and nobody likes you....go home and do us all a favour you ugly penis"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

Chatel

(French name meaning song) Chatel, a word assoicated with love, peace, joy, and harmony. A strong African American woman with the power to listen to a friend, raise a child, maintain the home, and please her man all at the same time. A pleasing combination of elements in a whole. This diva is definately known to accomplish what others failed to do and for some reason Chatel keeps a man's attention by using simple and only conversation.

Chatel wrote a new story today; I think she said it was a new dream she'd thought up.

by Henry586 February 4, 2010

chiat

Chemical Hazard Identification and Assessment Tool

A monitoring programme was designed by applying CHIAT

by aniova October 30, 2009