carrot

An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.

Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*

by littlethinker May 14, 2013

charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

carrotology

The scientific study of carrots.

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

by Miss Chevious Forsure April 25, 2009

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

chacronym

The preferred linguistic term for an abbreviation or acronym used in chatting, texting, message boards and the like.

Chacronym examples: BRB (Be Right Back), FWIW (For What It's Worth), THX (Thanks).

To me, BRB is a few nonsensical letters, evidently this chacronym means 'Be Right Back'.

by magnummagnifico May 22, 2016

carrollcat

A doe-eyed feline with sensitive and passive demeanor.

That carrollcat sure is good at making me feel guilty.

by Clyven December 8, 2016

Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth

The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler

by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017