Best meme page in existence, better than any non-King's college meme page. Made by the people, for the people. Praises our Lord and Saviour Rick Astley, champagne and the Chaplain.

For the many, not the few.

Some say it was made by the same people who made the Van of Life.

Kinda like the Christ Church UD entry, but better.
Interviewer: So why did you choose King's?
Interviewee: Why, for King's College Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens, of course!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are in!
by King's College Gang December 24, 2018
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Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
by Lily Mann June 26, 2021
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Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.
I went to the toilet and took a champagne.
by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023
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champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
by neenee5 September 16, 2015
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!
by mmcclluurree.jj December 05, 2013
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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 03, 2025
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