To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.
Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019
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When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga
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The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
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a champagne glass is when an underage girl has sex with an older man, usually while she is drunk, or high.
man, i got that champagne glass last night.
by jenna. October 02, 2007
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When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"
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