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man cement

I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.
by Stlchrome January 15, 2017
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egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.
by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018
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Celena

Beautiful just don't give a fuck get what she wants very smart person a good person to talk to bad attitude but can be nice Wen she Wanna be 10 toes down for all her family members don't like liars loves money
by Leennaaa March 13, 2017
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cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.
"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"
by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011
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capenis

When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.
Bitch you just got capenised.
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cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 17, 2010
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cement filling

When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.
by BackB0ne November 4, 2015
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