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celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008
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celebaphobia

Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.
Man, that guy acts like he's got celebaphobia!
by Gravitron March 12, 2005
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Celebrashun

The act of celebrating a departure of one recently shunned, esp. rolling of the eyes, a gleeful jig, and/or deep exhalations followed by rude gestures in the direction of said outcast.
After being verbally beaten to the point of emotional scarring, the kid stalked off.
"Celebrashun time!" I said.
by crazygreat November 12, 2007
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Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.
Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011
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celebeer

Beer you buy for your friends to celebrate getting a job after two years of unemployment.
I'm buying you rounds of celebeer at Irish tonight!
by celica1740 May 7, 2013
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Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
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calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!
Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.
by obiedobie November 30, 2005
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