A person named Caspian Ferdosali means a person who is obsessed with taking selfies in the restroom. Very innocent person who always says things with double meanings while at work. Tends to love ostriches and terrorizing AAs around the work place. Oftentimes calls themselves "humble".
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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"oh boy i sure cant wait to get back home back to my loving family"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"
by mrbutterb March 12, 2023
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She's a geeky nerd who never fails to make everyone around her feel comfortable. She’s been through hell and come out the other side. I admire her.
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by blurbleh June 24, 2023
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by Run.run like the wind December 30, 2023
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Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024
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by steven rounds March 7, 2024
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