closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.

We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!

by jjackison October 7, 2007

Camping Carl

A term given to any person that spends an unacceptable amount of time in one area of a video game map. The reasons for their lingering range from not being able to get kills to taking a break to bate it. Generally disliked by all other players for using overpowered sniper rifles and carbines. Other synonyms include Mallow Maker, Negative Nathan, and Bouncing Betty.

"GOD DAMN IT! That Camping Carl just shot me in the back because I ran past his camping ass!"
"Don't worry dude. He's probably about to go beat his meat or put something in his balloon knot anyway."

by Tobysrh August 16, 2009

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.

Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....

by Future Clinton Clone #45alpha March 21, 2010

Van camping

The act of assuming no responsibility for one's actions and just chilling.

Paraphrased by: "Dude, I was just chilling and it is not my fault."

I was van camping in Cowan one day and some hoe dropped her tampon on my noodles.

by investomaniac October 7, 2012

Scotty's Calling Me

When you are high on some kind of drugs, also known as "geeked up".

I smoked a joint, now Scotty's Calling Me. . .I'm geeked up!!

by STM2001 July 6, 2009

mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.

Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.

by wedbetter May 2, 2010