camera face

An expression you constantly make out of habit when a picture is being taken. If you have a consistent camera face all your pictures have the exact same expression in them. Usually not a natural smile.

For girls it is usually a fish-face, pursed lip, Victoria Beckham-like pout or a seductive, "I'm-hot-and-I-know-it" toothless smile(more often than not to hide braces). For guys it is usually a tough guy, serious face with a slight upwards tilt of the head in a "hey-how-you-doin " kind of way.

Hey, she's about to take a picture, put on your camera face!

by AMTC November 25, 2007

Cope Cage

The shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Dog Cage

The act of placing someone in a dog cage to be sodomized by a usually feral dog.

"Did you see that girl get dog caged?"
"Yeah dude that dog went to work on her."

by shadowxps March 21, 2010

CameraPhoneographer

Artist who uses cellular telephone devices to capture moments in time.

Now that Matt has a Chocolate, he has become a semi pro. cameraPhoneographer.

by Karli Rae April 4, 2007

caguer

(Occitant regions of France) (Vulgar) To shift (defecate). Mostly in Occitan regions.

Tu me fais caguer = You're a pain in the ass.

Va caguer gros con ! = Piss off bastard.

by The Ultimate Cunt January 22, 2010

cameraman awareness

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.

(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)

by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013

camera copy

poor film quality that is produced from refilming a movie as it shows in theatres.

i was eager to watch the new movie only to find out that Bob downloaded a camera copy.

by crazycarey February 18, 2014