buttcrackagram

the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the anus and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the anus on display

the man proposed with a buttcrackagram by writing "will you marry me" around his anus and presenting the ring inserted in his anus ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.

by jamesward February 11, 2009

rocked in the buttcheeks

1. a phrase used to describe any act where something is done to a person behind their back or unknowingly.

2. something done to someone without their authority or appoval.

3. basically sticking to someone without them knowing it

- hey dion left his computer logged on
lets post a queer message under his name
- he got rocked in the buttcheeks

by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006

Buttcracker

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.

watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!

by Antionetteannete May 29, 2011

Buttcheese

Used as a verb, when someone buttcheeses you, they stick their particulary stinky anus in your face.

"Dude Will just Buttcheesed me!"
"Don't you know he's gay?!"

by bamsaw April 9, 2008

Buttchuckle

Before, Or Partway Through Sex, The Enormous Lady Your With Motions Her Arse Up And Down While On Her Hands And Knees. Doing So Makes Her Arsecheeks Move In And Our Horizontally, Looking Like Her Butt Is Chuckling.

My Best Friends 300 lb. Mom Had The Hots For Me, And The Idea Sickened Me, But I Just Couldnt Resist Seeing If She Would Buttchuckle.

by Fap-Master5k October 16, 2008

ButtChug Metal

A Genre of Hardcore music, the bands usually call themselves metal though.
The songs are usually just constant breakdowns at different tempos, this music takes little to no skill to write.

hey breakdowns are cool but is that all that happens?
yea thats it, its "ButtChug Metal"

by Frangipancakes April 18, 2011

butthanger

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

by MeowScratch July 10, 2014