Susan Bunch

Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.

In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.

Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?

Susan: Because it's my baby, too.

Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.

What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

a bunch of malfuggin' foo's

the urban way of describing humanity in a nutshell

you see them reports about race wars on the news? man, we just a bunch of malfuggin' foo's.

by fuck off, it's MY line December 25, 2007

Punches in bunches

In combat sport, specially in MMA, is a term used by a play-by-play announcer (e.g. Mike Goldberg). It refers to a ring strategy of a fighter who likes to throw consecutive rapid fire punches at an opponent to overwhelm them. This eventually leads to a knockout or a TKO because the opponent is unable to fight back due to the amount of punches being thrown at them.

1. Mike Goldberg: They call it punches in bunches by Chuck Liddell...

2. Most of Mike "Quick" Swick's knockout are due to usage of punches in bunches. Ben Saunders anyone?

by Cuautehmoc September 29, 2009

You're all a bunch of fuckin Slaves

a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.

Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going

Tony: Yeah lets go yo

Ale: We out

John:Why? Cause its angelo?

Ale: Nah hes knows more shit

John: Wow Gay

Ale: Your Gay!

John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!

by My Only Friend The End July 10, 2010

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!

by Rapture1690 June 17, 2023