by Dewsion October 3, 2017
Get the Ass bucklingmug. by TopHands April 30, 2022
Get the Buckle Ponymug. A person with a calm demeanor, often charming, handsome, caring, empathetic, funny, all-around guy next door… but beneath the surface is a molten core, intense rage, hate, anger, twisted thoughts, bad intentions, extreme addiction, sexual perversions, gluttonous spending habits, and manipulative behavior. Evil. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
by OhNoSheDiint March 14, 2025
Get the Chad bucklesmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. by Nav's #1 fan June 4, 2019
Get the Buckle scenemug. When you dangle your balls Over your belt buckle and get an unsuspecting person to look at your new belt buckle
by bRih-otch September 20, 2020
Get the walla walla belt bucklemug. when you are making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend at the drive-in movie and it leads to "something" more.
Person from the backseat "Are you belt buckling up there?" (at the sound of a belt buckle being undone)
by chicnanana September 2, 2009
Get the belt bucklingmug.