bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

Buggers Hole

AKA Burgess Hill, West Sussex, England - renamed due to the metaphorical stench of shit that lingers around the small town

Meet you in buggers hole for a few britneys

by Blueballseducation April 25, 2010

Cheeky Bugger

A word farmers use to describe animals stealing there crops.

Farmer:*looks out of window*
Rabbit:*is stealing crops*
Farmer: why you...you.......you cheeky bugger

by RussianSlavAreCool September 22, 2021

Buggery

An illegal act where one individual, namely a girl, is buggered up the bum my one or more men. Please note, this is not illegal when one man is the buggered, and another man is the bugerer!

Girl says "Oh, bugger me."
Man says "No buggery is ilegal."

by Gedeth March 9, 2009

buggery

Something one says when faced with something one does not like. Also see boredom and crap.

"Buggery! I have to tidy my room."

by dashboard_confessional July 16, 2008

Boozing Braggers

Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.

Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?

Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.

Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.

Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.

by Buttons February 18, 2005

Silly Bugger

Of British origin, often heard in British, Canadian, Australian and New Zealand army units whjen referring to someone who behaves stupidly while in combat. Sometimes the expression can also be used to refer to going off on exercises.

"Oh, look! The silly bugger has gone and gotten his arse shot off!" Or, when referring to going on an exercise, "It looks like it's time for us to go and play silly bugger again."

by ZipperZapper February 9, 2015