Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs
by Brianeatscock0981 October 14, 2017
Brian is an extremely tall guy and pretty skinny. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and is pretty athletic. Almost every girl find's him cute. He is almost always wearing striped shirts. He is very generous, honest, and sincere. Although Brian pretends to be innocent, he laughs at all dirty jokes and is a master of that's what she said. He sometimes REEEEEEEEEEEEEs too hard and makes the lunch teachers stare at your table. A pretty epic guy to have on your side.
by YESDADDY13 October 06, 2018
by The Truthful Guy !)))))))) May 20, 2019
A Brian is usually a middle aged man that is from England and is fully bald and wears thick rim rectangular glasses and watches football like it is a religion he definitely voted to leave the EU and hates kids and will do anything to stop having fun
by LittleLoco11 August 05, 2020
a stupid canadian who drinks maple syrup and has a goofy haircut that makes him look like sid from toy story
by asdjf asdf March 24, 2023
Brian is a cocky chubby boy who thinks he knows it all he’s always trying to help his friends out and is always doing everything for them he’s smart but can make dumb decisions sometimes He always Brags A lot.
by RealNigNation August 08, 2019
A scary, dark brown haired man. With a full face of facial hair. He hates girls who date his son. Very nice once you get to meet him, but scares the living shnokies outta ya before you know him.
by Richhomienigga October 03, 2017