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Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs

“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”

by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017