brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
by bigbootyman30 January 09, 2024
That person is a total Brendan
by pkmn101 September 08, 2018
Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*
by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019
Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.
Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
by The know it all guy March 22, 2022
Really gay. A bench dodgeball player. Sucks at everything he does. Usually likes a twin and then breaks up with them and hooks up with there sister.
by Retartedbrendanretarted December 22, 2019
A gay term for Brandon. Brendan is the exact opposite. You might fall in love but most of them are transgender.
by Nicolastheasshole May 30, 2023
Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.
Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
by Mountainman34 February 02, 2022