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Brainsomniac

To think so intensely, that sleep cannot be acheived. People who are unable to fall asleep because they are of superior intellect & can't turn off their minds. A blending of the words brainiac and insomniac.
Sally was still awake at 2AM because she is a brainsomniac.
by The Brilliant Blonde March 18, 2010
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Braiden Wood

Adorable , sweet , quiet , shy member of the band Before You Exit - He's has pinchable chubby cheeks and a cute smile.

Plays lead guitar. He also plays keyboard.
Tallest member in the band.

known for his magic tricks , addiction to CoD , fear of heights his second name , MM Musician and Magcian and love for Chipotle

Oh and , his daughter's name is Holly xD
Person 1 : so how does Braiden Wood get a girl's attention and asks her out ?

Person 2 : Oh , he goes like "hey,wanna see a magic trick?" then he offers her a juice box , tells her his favorite animal and politely asks her to go Chipotle
by asdfghjklbye December 7, 2011
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the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
by Jiub June 11, 2006
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alien brains

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

or

Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
by Cosmo March 22, 2004
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Braida

A female who perceives themselves to be superior, a goddess in looks and powerful in sole.
Female Name (My Baby is called Braida).
by Matkini June 24, 2010
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Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
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blowing brains

1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles.

2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."
"Last week I went for a massage and the girl had me blowing brains all over the place!"
by chodiramone January 11, 2009
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