Blue Ball Car

When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.

*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"

by ThatGeckoBoi January 13, 2023

phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

Blue balls

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”

Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?

Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.

by Shupy April 12, 2021

Blue Balls

A mans bitch ass excuse to get a girl to suck them off

“Bro she have me blue balls”

“That doesn't exist” *slaps*

by Ashl300 November 14, 2021