bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee has never healed from the bloinkiss.

by Adagiio April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you lean in for a kiss, but then you blink and miss

Billy leaned in for a kiss, but accidentally gave a bloinkiss

by 90's kid 1947 April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her, because his knee never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by nemesys April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by ponkainiea April 20, 2018

boonkie hole

Noun meaning yo butthole.

Ottis: what's that smell bitch?!
Bonquisha: that's yo boonkie hole fool!!

Lol

by SH3bDiamonds April 20, 2018

boonk

To succesfully steal something that is not in your money range.

I am going to boonk the worlds most expensive rolex from the mall.

by ImAmARobloxGuest April 21, 2018

Boonkmas

At the time of the year when it is christmas, you are allowed to boonk whatever you want to.

‘It’s fucking boonkmas boys’

by Teggy head May 1, 2018