blartious

Used to relate something someone is saying to a big wet stinky fart

Related words: Waffling, Bs, Dumb

Person 1 isn’t making any sense and sounds really dumb

Person 2: that’s blartious 💀

by idesparatelyneedhelp April 2, 2024

Blaart

the moment one burps and farts at the same time - the sound & combination is called " A Blaart"

This morning i heard the strangest sound my mate made , surprised to the sound i didn't know whether to say bless you or that's disgusting...it came to me he blaarted..

by Oldskool 1976 June 8, 2024

bearTL

bearTL is very known across multiple communities for his involvement in the black hat group known as Toxic Legion. He is also friends with associates from cyber-terrorism communities and RaidForums.

P1: Meet my friend bearTL
P2: HES A KNOWN DOXER AND PART OF A HACKING GROUP BLOCK HIM!!!

by hitthenet July 1, 2024

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

Bleather

A term used to describe a FAT blunt.

Me nd the boys got faded off the bleather.

by abcdefg12453 July 25, 2025

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025