Birthday spankings 

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this

Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings

Birthday spankings by Novanilla January 25, 2015

Birthday Week 

The week after one's birthday, when they transform into a major diva for a whole week. During this period, the "Birthday Diva" as they are referred to receive everything they wish, and do things that are outrageous. This is extremely serious during a 16th Birthday.

Jack- Has anyone noticed Michele has been a total bitch ever since her party last Tuesday?
Bill- My brother told me its called a Birthday Week, when a person goes into a diva rampage for a whole week...

Birthday Week by twojscanthurt June 14, 2011

Birthday Week 

A week surrounding your birth date where you do things each day to celebrate with those you love or to do things you enjoy. It takes the pressure off the day itself needing to be massive and is a time to celebrate the good relationships in your life and thankfulness for all you have.

Anna has a wonderful birthday week where she had coffee with a couple of friends, spent time watercolour painting and had a small gathering with friends in the weekend. It filled her tank and reminded her of all the good in her life.

Birthday Week by Quinnator June 26, 2021

Birthday Cake 

Well, From What Snoop Dogg Says, It Means butt, booty

"But you can't fake once you hit the gate
Shake 'till it ache, work that birthday cake."
- Step Yo Game Up, Snoop Dogg

Birthday Cake by Who Ever I Feel Like Being Today August 28, 2005

Birthday poo 

A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.

Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!

Birthday poo by Zapp83 April 16, 2009

Birthday Milk 

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

Birthday Milk by PaMcD January 29, 2009

birthday pony

a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!

did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one

birthday pony by sherrysmith August 12, 2008