Bammered

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."

by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

Suicide bummer

Someone who rapes men and then kills themselves because they cant live with the stink of shiton their dicks. usually found in gay bars. usually black or asian

Damn! i just escaped from a suicide bummer! someone pump me out!

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

Endless bummer

A punk band which doesnt give two fucks

Wow your band really is an endlessbummer

by hirdsville November 28, 2003

a bummer

when your flannel falls into the jacuzzi and your high as fuck

thats a bummer now im wet

by robbin January 9, 2008

Brimmer and May

A small private school who says they care about their students but the second an issue comes up they don’t do anything.

When there is a social problem at Brimmer and May, all the faculty suddenly leave town

by sadboyhourss June 1, 2020

jazzy bummer

Someone who has lots of money, too much to know how to spend it wisely, and who wears rugy shirts with their collar turned up, their trousers high up round their waist and boat shoes. They also drink lager and on occasion pour it over their heads when they've consumed too much. Also known as (rugger buggers) who say rah rah rah alot.

"Bloody jazzy bummers"

by Sidrona August 30, 2005