Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The metaphorical definition is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized when he found out his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025

Cats on a bicycle

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen

We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle

by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

moroccan online bicycle

ugly webcam girl flly

moroccan online bicycle

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

Bloody Bicycle

When you’re holding a cat and it uses its back legs to rapidly kick you, like it’s riding a bicycle, extracting blood.

I picked up my cat and she went full bloody bicycle

by Courtyface December 6, 2025

Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown

My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??

by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025

Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.

Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026