Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Fine.

*next day*

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Worst Bet lag!

by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011

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Get the Bet Lagmug.

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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Bets no Saucums

Eh??? What??? What does this mean??? Im sorry?? Huh??

No person would ever use Bets no Saucums in a sentence. No one knows what the thing even means.

by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021

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Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

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bet chet

It’s like saying bet but with a little spice at the end

“Yo let’s go to the bar”
“Bet chet”

by Okokokookok October 25, 2019

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Get the bet chetmug.

Douche Bet

In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.

Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.

If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"

"How many chips do you have left?"

"75 dollars"

"then I bet 75 dollars!"

"What a Douche Bet..."

by callonjim March 21, 2010

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