Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

bender

A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle

Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.

by hankg January 5, 2008

bender

one who bends ankles during the 2 laps

pitts is such a bender

by I GOT WORMS™ January 16, 2008

bender

a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch

Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!

by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013

Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

by CockThunder November 6, 2014

ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!

My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.

by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011

gender bender

An androginous person.
a transexual.
a transvestite.

Boy George is a gender bender

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003