International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

Riley Belden

-Name \ Great friend and mad funny with the one liners. Probably can outsmoke a chimney. Kind Gent tho, probably find him in his room painting or sleeping.

Riley Belden/ noun/ verb / extradinar

by Nathanthesaint372 November 25, 2021

Riley Belden

-Name \ Great friend and mad funny with the one liners. Probably can outsmoke a chimney. Kind Gent tho, probably find him in his room painting or sleeping.

Riley Belden/ noun/ verb / extradinar
Ex.
Hot College babe: uhh Ethan's such a dick, where are all the good guys
Hot College babe's friend: What about that Riley guy
Hot College babe: Your right! Let me call him
Riley Belden: Hey, no I'm about actually booked for work, but Definitely soon, alright later.( He will definitely not see her soon, he's painting...)

by Nathanthesaint372 November 25, 2021

bare bellend

a circumcised penis

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend

by anonymous March 20, 2022

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.

Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.

by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024