Believement

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.

Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”

by Atinybitofyou May 26, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Yoshihiro Togashi Believes The Dark Continent Is The Borough Of Staten Island<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yoshihiro Togashi Believes The Dark Continent Is The Borough Of Staten Island<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yoshihiro Togashi Believes The Dark Continent Is The Borough Of Staten Island<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 29, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Believe in the Stars

the second episode of the third season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock.

Believe in the Stars received generally positive reception from television critics, with Neal Justin of the Star Tribune concluding it was "the most brilliant episode in the series' history".1 According to the Nielsen ratings system, the episode was watched by 8.0 million households during its original broadcast, and received a 3.9 rating/9 share among viewers in the 18–49 demographic.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

What A Fool Believes

He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see

Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
Once in her life, she musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize it never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all keeps sending him

Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be (if love can come and love can go, then why can't love return once more?)
Is always better than nothing

(Who got the power?)
Than nothing at all (oh, now)
What a fool believes he sees (I believe she's never gone away)
No wise man has the power

To reason away (to reason away)
What seems to be (oh, if love can come and love can go, oh, mama)
Is always better than nothing (better than nothing)
Than nothing at all (oh, I believe)

by Death Menace August 12, 2023

Do You Believe in Magic?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic?
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe? Believer)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?

by WorseThanHitler April 2, 2024

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024