albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016

coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.

Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

by Capn’ Obvious August 2, 2008

beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 25, 2004

Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.

“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!

by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009

beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.

Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.

by TokerX August 27, 2003

wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003