J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t

Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
or
What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona

J-Axe by Steely Hill December 10, 2008

lochaber axe 

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!

Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.

lochaber axe by wolfregis April 21, 2015

get my axe 

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH

(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"

get my axe by Line Up April 27, 2017

Birthday Axe 

A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.

It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.

Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?

Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.

Birthday Axe by The State of Affairs October 27, 2011

Ripped Some Axe 

Along the Lines of "Ripped Some Ass", The action of spraying axe body spray on yourself. In most situations, this phrase is said in question form.

"Oh my god, what's that smell!? Who just ripped some axe?"

"Sorry bro, My bad".

Ripped Some Axe by JCongo February 25, 2010

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

show me where the axe hit by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006