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Average American Derangement Syndrome

The idea that the average American citizen does not know how to take care of him/herself, and must follow, without question, any and all policies of the Obama administration, and anyone who doesn't is a racist. Peaceful protesters are likened to rowdy hordes, individuals who question their representative at a round table discussion are deemed traitors, any person who holds traditional beliefs of any kind is branded a fanatic, and most disgracefully brave war veterans are labeled as extremists.
Some examples of Average American Derangement Syndrome:

-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."

-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."

-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."

-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
by jmhoffer August 29, 2009
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average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
by I be dat dude December 5, 2009
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brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"
by Lorenzo J T May 12, 2009
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averageman

a woman who resembles a man in every way. Characterized by a lack of brain cells.
wow look at that averageman who just ran into a tree!
by adjkf December 2, 2009
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average titty committee

B cups or c cups would be part of this comittee...meaning the perfect tits club not too big not too small...d cups or bigger would be BIG tits! XD but most of them are plastic anyway or fat girls have them..:P like if you're part of this committee whether you proud or nah...
Average titty committee: Katy and Cindy are definitely part of the average titty comittee. .Nicky: wow look at that fat girl over there with huge saggy tits...

Candice: yea eww but look at Katy with those beautiful perfect c cups, she so thin and her body is in great shape. ..and Cindy with those perky b cups and flat stomach, nice ass, she's so pretty and skinny, wow i totally envy them...
by fuckallbitches September 24, 2015
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Average Judy

Also known as Booty Judy or Juicy Judy. A girl with a juicy size and average titties because she's average Judy.
Giiiiiiiiiirl she's an Average Judy mmmm finneeee..... ;)
by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020
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averyanto

I really wanna ask them about but I don't know if they like me back - guess who
I wanna confess to averyanto but I'm scared
by Xielian.fanpage January 15, 2022
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