Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.

Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.

by Firemonkey755 June 27, 2018

Average Complex

When somebody believes that they’re just average despite evidence that proves otherwise. They don’t believe they’re worse than everyone like a person with an Inferiority Complex, nor do they think they’re better than everyone like a person with a Superiority Complex. Rather, they believe they’re just like the average person, even if they are better (or worse)

Sarah: “You did AWESOME on the piano today!”
Hinata: “I don’t think so, anyone could do that. I’m nothing special”
Sarah: 💭 “Poor boy, someone has got to get him out of this average complex and help him realize he’s genuinely amazing”

by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025

dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

Average

Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.

Babe, two inches isn't small, it's average - someone, probably.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.

The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

average blackie height

6'1 1/2

this average blackie height is 6'1 1/2

by SoldNiggaTTV July 14, 2022