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Australia Jr.

A nickname for New Zealand, a country to the east of Australia. These two countries have a similar culture, and the former is smaller.
If Homer can call Canada America Jr., what's stopping us from calling New Zealand Australia Jr.?
by childishbeat February 10, 2025
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Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.
Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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South Australia: Special Victims Unit

The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
by bigredninja February 12, 2014
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Greens Australia

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.
Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them
by HbBrisley July 23, 2020
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Moving to Australia

The act of dying or committing suicide, because Australia doesn't exist
if I fail this test I'm moving to australia
by suicidal dog April 17, 2019
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Western Australia

Western Australia - is a state of Australia on the westcoast

of Australia, excluding external territories.It is bounded by the Indian Ocean to the north & west, the Southern Ocean to the south, the Northern Territory to the north-east, & South Australia to the south-east. Western Australia is Australia's largest state & it's capital is Perth.

The 1st human inhabitants of Australia arrived from the north about 40,000 to 60,000 years ago. Over thousands of years they eventually spread across the whole landmass. These Indigenous Australians were long established throughout Western Australia by the time European explorers came in the early 17th century.

Western Australia is home to 1 of the country's leading performance training institutions, the acclaimed Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts (WAAPA), as well as a burgeoning theatrical & musical scene.

Sports

Baseball: The Perth Heat compete in the Australian Baseball League.

Basketball: The Perth Wildcats (men) and Perth Lynx (women) compete in the National Basketball League & Women's National Basketball League, respectively

Netball: The West Coast Fever compete in the ANZ Championship.

Popular food here

Pavlova
Manjimup Truffles by Superior Perigord Truffles
Wine & craft beer
Seafood

Lamb & Lupins
Pasta

Meat pies

Kangaroo meat

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Western Australia :

The Emu Wars , aka the Great Emu war

In 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be destroying crops in the Campion district within the Wheatbelt of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed Royal Australian Artillery soldiers armed with machine guns , rifles & jeeps leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted & continued to cause crop destruction.

By December 1932, word of the Emu War had spread, reaching the UK. Some conservationists there protested the cull as "extermination of the rare emu".Dominic Serventy & Hubert Whittell, the eminent Australian ornithologists, described the "war" as "an attempt at the mass destruction of the birds".

Throughout 1930s onward, exclusion barrier fencing became a popular means of keeping emus out of agricultural areas (in addition to other vermin, such as dingoes & rabbits).

It lasted from 2 November ,1932 – 10 December, 1932
(1 month, 1 week and 1 day)
Long story short the Emu birds won.
by Blu_leef May 18, 2023
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Queensland Australia

Queensland Australia , Brisbane it's

Capital , offshore Great Barrier Reef, the world’s largest coral reef system, hosts thousands of marine species.

It is bordered by the Northern Territory, South Australia & New South Wales to the west, southwest & south respectively. To the east, Queensland is bordered by the Coral Sea and the Pacific Ocean; to its north is the Torres Strait, separating the Australian mainland from Papua New Guinea.

named in honour of Queen Victoria. Queensland was among the 6 colonies which became the founding states of Australia with Federation on January 1st, 1901.

most popular winter & summer team sports are rugby league & cricket
Along with Swimming , american football & soccer.

Delicacies include Moreton Bay bugs, mud crabs, king & tiger prawns, mackerel, sea scallops & fresh barramundi. Delicious range of fruits, such as avocados, mangoes, pawpaws, pineapples, strawberries & bananas. Native Macadamia nuts are found in all kinds of concoctions including desserts, salads.

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Ricky: where is Queensland ?

Damian : Queensland Australia Located in northeastern Australia,

Due to its size, Queensland's geographical features and climates are diverse, including tropical rainforests, rivers, coral reefs, mountain ranges and sandy beaches in its tropical and sub-tropical coastal regions, as well as deserts & savanna in the semi-arid & desert climatic regions.

Queensland's state motto, Audax at Fidelis, which means "Bold but Faithful"

The state is the origin of musicians such as the Bee Gees, The Go-Betweens, The Veronicas, The Saints, Savage Garden, & Sheppard as well as writers such as David Malouf, Nick Earls and Li Cunxin.
by Blu_leef February 5, 2023
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