Australian vacuum

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.

I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!

by neergmas March 19, 2009

Austen

Usually a very handsome intelligent gentleman who is also very well hung. Though he is able to oversatisfy almost any woman he is very choosy about who gets his treatment...the characteristics of an Austen can also be used to define a person as well.

That guy last night was as perfect as an Austen

by Unknown temperature April 25, 2010

Austin

Austin Is The type of guy to steal somebody's cheese burger

Damnit Austin stole my cheeseburger

Hey have you seen my cheeseburger

Yeah Austin stole it

by Mr.poopyButthead October 18, 2020

austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind

Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.

by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014

Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015

austin nunley

An amazing person with a 15 inch penis

Better that Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan combined he can shoot 3 10x better than steph curry.

He is a Austin Nunley

by Urbandiction.com June 22, 2016

Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.

Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."

by DaddyMcCrea January 9, 2017