Archie

The real world embodiment of an enraged, immortal killer of evil.
Don't worry, Archie will save us.
by 00god00 January 13, 2022
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A massive dick who chooses you to answer the next question in English because he has no Friends.
Stop doing an Archie!
by This isn’t me October 05, 2020
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Archie is a funny guy who loves men but says no homo while kissing the homies
by your eighth gamer friend March 27, 2023
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usually fat and not good at video games
Archie is Archie.
by ArchieFat September 16, 2020
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A FAT FUCKER WHOS DAD IS A SPASTICATED KNOB AND HAS BIGGER TITS THAN HIS MOTHER

#DADDY LOVES U
#UR NOT TALKING TO ME RN
Archie loves grinding on kids
by Fattyclub November 14, 2022
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The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.
Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you
by nigga dick balls August 31, 2022
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Archie has a long penis which used for penetrating harshly into the pussy usually used in such a vicious way the pussy bleeds severely
Archie’s long penis- is a long and hard in feeling rod which is used for the naughty 👉🏻👌🏻
by Archie long penis November 22, 2021
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