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apparatus

hey! they used an apparatus!
by nookiexxx March 1, 2010
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appalachian blue swirl

sandi brown hair which has been frosted and dyed blue -- common in the hills of eastern Kentucky -- common among those who sleep with both their kin and livestock
Did you see that appalachian blue swirl? She orange pitted with her pig. I think it was a prom date.
by floTown Dude May 16, 2009
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appaling

verb: an even more shocking version of the word "appalling" meaning "Max and Podgorski are shit". This is an interesting concept, whilst also containing a highly objective and factual perception; one which cannot be denied.
His obnoxious use of the English language is quite appaling
by the chosen one2 September 25, 2010
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appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
by Hot Carl April 22, 2005
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Appalachian American

A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.
Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
by Longo_2_Guns July 11, 2009
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Apparent

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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American Apparel

Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.

But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?

American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Example 1:

Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars

Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?


Example 2:

11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!

12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...
by Puppiesaretheshit April 20, 2009
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