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andrei chikatilo

An extremley fucked up person in the Soviet Union who murdered children between the ages 9-17. He couldnt ejaculate due to his impodantness, and longtime mental abuse from fellow colleuges and a rough childhood through a plauge, he eventualy gained the abilaty to cum if he stabbed people. So... he found people he found sexualy attractive from train stations and such, took them out in the forest, and stabbed the shit out of them, had his cum, and left. Most of his victims were still alive as he mutilated them, all the more for sexual pleasure, he also enjoyed biting off their nipples and such. He was eventualy caught after slaying about 53-54 people when he fucked up by walking out in public covered in bloooood, so the coppers took him in and negotiated him for about a week untill he finaly confessed. He was also kept in a cage during his trail leading up to his execution in Feburary, 1994
Johnny, stop bleeding all over your clothes and dating younger people, you look like Andrei Chikatilo
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Andre

And extremely handsome man who just wants to be loved and try's to hard to get the thing he disires most. He also is incredibly rip.
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San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.
"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."
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andrei

'woah that is so "andrei" !'
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andreas

Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an ANDREAS!
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Andrea

She is always kind.
A beauitful girl. An amazing friend. Cool as((: Gorgeouse<3 Perfect(: i love her.
Andrea
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

best. game. ever.
best. game. ever.
the guy doing this definition is so right!
by XIII is cool February 15, 2005
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