Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...

by Lexical October 15, 2007

Andaz

Andaz is a term used when something is amazing, or refers to an amazing person.

'that is so andaz!'
'your such an andaz'
'omg it's andaz!'

by potter17 January 4, 2010

un chien andalou

Probably the greatest short film in existence by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali, and one of the most influential films ever. Preferable, in my view, to the longer follow-up *L'Age d'Or*, if only because *Un Chien Andalou* wastes no time trying to construct an even peripheral narrative. Just seventeen minutes of masterly, bizarre images and dream-logic. There's something gratifying in the fact that, in Bunuel's first film, Bunuel himself is practically the first thing we see. After he cuts open a woman's eyeball with a straight razor, we see him no more. A fine introduction. The Pixies made Debaser which is a song about the film.

Have you seen Un Chien Andalou?

by Soneji75 March 15, 2005

trek and a half

To have to move or go somewhere that you cant be bothered too

C'mon lets go get some food from the shop.. 'Na thats a trek and a half'

by Johnnnyy August 26, 2006

1 and a half inches

Dreamnotfound.

if you know you know ;)

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~

by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020

2 piece and a biscuit

Hitting somebody really hard, punching somebody down

Dawg he hit you wit dat 2 piece and a biscuit

by Sexy_Red June 10, 2004