Alden

Gay and micropeen

I dont want to be like Alden wut loser

by Sick Jackn February 24, 2020

alderchokie

something girls called beth believe is the subsitute for artichoke in the phrase "okey dokey artichoke". its not alderchokiem, its artichoke.

"hey beth, do you want to get some pie ?"
"okey dokey alderchokie"
"umm i believe its artichoke"
"no, even look it up on urban dictionary !"

by not beth -_- December 20, 2008

Aleeah

Proper sort. Peng ting

Nah Aleeah is a righ sort ain’t she

by OiOiSaveloy221 June 3, 2019

Alderete

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

Aldea

Lubricant used for lubing

Joe: Hey mom, can i have some aldea tonight?

by ksjfh May 28, 2008

Aldebaran

Aldebaran describes a person with a disfigured face. Add glasses to the face and the person will appear to look like a clown, remove the glasses and they look quite wrong.

Can be shortened to Alde, because everybody just wants to fucking shorten things nowadays

Look at his face, i don't know how to describe it?
he has an alde-like (aldebaran-like) face!

by mfwmate February 16, 2020

Dirty aideen

When you finger your own bum hole While on the phone to insurance companies.

Did you hear Sarah gave herself a dirty aideen last night

by Denise2010 September 1, 2021