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trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!
by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006
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ALASKA

the best state ever...plain and simple

907 for life.....braap braaaaaaaaaaap
person 1 "where are you from?"
person 2 "alaska"
person 1 "no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a fucking badass"
person 2 "yes, that is correct"
by alaskan mummy December 7, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010
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Alaskan Bull Worm

The act of taking a Popsicle, and using it as a dildo in your partners anus. Once the Popsicle has melted in the anus, you proceed to have anal intercourse until you spunk in the anal cavity. Once the spunkage has stopped you proceed to suck the sweet and salty mixture out of your partners anus.
"yo bro i was gonna rail my girl last night and she turned around on me and told me to give her a Alaskan Bull Worm"

"wtf is an alaskan bull worm?"

"You DONT wanna know"
by Fudizzle November 21, 2011
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alaska

Alaska is a unique state at the most northern point of the united states. Although not connected to the lower 48's we like it that way. If not for the fact that we couldnt possibly defend our selfs we would and could be our own little country.. The best weed, people, and snowbording!!!
"alaska girls kick ass!!!!"
"unlike anywere else in the world"
by lizak August 20, 2007
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alaskan frozen pipe

The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.
That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!
by Bobbetr October 17, 2013
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Alaskan Flesh-light

The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.
When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.
by Sweet_Daddy July 26, 2017
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