Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
Get the New Year's Absolutionmug. "Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 8, 2018
Get the what in the absolute fuckmug. someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019
Get the absolute donkeymug. Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.
See also: Beta Soy Boy
See also: Beta Soy Boy
Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019
Get the Absolute Beta Malemug. by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013
Get the trippin absolute ballsmug. when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
by mon errigal February 25, 2011
Get the absolute knickers lahmug. by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021
Get the Absolute handsome bastardmug.