Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 09, 2018
someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
by MateoTheGreat November 04, 2019
Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.
E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)
by Guineapiggyg April 05, 2022
when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
by mon errigal February 07, 2011
pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys
by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020
When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.
by Abacoot December 26, 2021