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stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!
Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring
by COB David December 21, 2007
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national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them
by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020
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Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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stretching nutsack

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!
by meathole maker April 5, 2022
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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