a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
by a random person that exists October 15, 2019
Get the bald headed perverted teachermug. Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
Get the The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animalsmug. Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
Get the a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at pornmug. by Coolgirl778899 June 8, 2025
Get the Pervertmug. Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
by booty bopper August 18, 2024
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