When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
Get the Watch a cool Kung fu moviemug. by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
Get the kung fumug. by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
Get the kung fu poomug. To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.
Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"
Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"
Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
by kung.mr February 13, 2022
Get the a kungmug. The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.
Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry
There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!
If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry
There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!
If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
Get the Kung Fu Teamug. by Super pixel March 7, 2022
Get the kung fumug. A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Kung Fu Gripmug.