Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
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When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Nagham: Varför är kungen?
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
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I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
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nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
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